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Ebony Smith  

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Dear John…

Journal Entry: Tue Apr 15, 2008, 9:22 PM
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Broken Promises… - She Wants Revenge
  • Reading: Wheelock's Guide to Latin
  • Watching: Vantage Point
  • Playing: XIII
  • Eating: Ben & Jerry's Half-baked ice cream
  • Drinking: Pepsi
Dear John,

I don't know how to say this, but our horoscopes don't match.
I think I realized it when I tied my shoes under the bus, and I saw you put leeches on my father.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that your Honda sucks.
I'm sending back your military service-memory-box, but I'm keeping my virginity as a memory.
You should know that I get sick when I think about a new life as a clone.

Go to hell, Ebony.

Dear- your partners name- (if you're singel, write John)

I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-


1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:

blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister


2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?

January- that night
february- last year
mars- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed ( lol? .__.)
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out


5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium (lolwhut? XD)
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doensn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades


10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency(uh yeah..XD)
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck youself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your enternal enemy
Austraila- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 18
  • Current Residence: Pasadena, CA
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium?
  • Interests: Writing, Reading, Drawing, Video Games (Mostly RPG and 1st Person Shooter)
  • Favourite movie: Currently, "The Other Boleyn Girl"
  • Favourite band or musician: Linkin Park, Judas Priest, Green Day
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock of all kinds
  • Operating System: Mac OS-X
  • MP3 player of choice: iPods of all kind
  • Favourite game: Currently, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
  • Favourite gaming platform: N64. Yes, I'm old school.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Haruhara Haruko
  • Personal Quote: "If pro is the opposite of con, then progress…"
  • Tools of the Trade: Pen, paper, and me trusty laptop.

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*aphostol:iconaphostol: Apr 10, 2008, 4:52:40 AM
Thanks so much for the fav :aww:
~Leisje:iconLeisje: Apr 9, 2008, 10:02:30 AM
Thank you for the favs, my dear! :hug:
=alucard07:iconalucard07: Mar 25, 2008, 11:09:58 PM
ment to say watch*



^_^

sorry, im a little slow tonight lol

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=alucard07:iconalucard07: Mar 25, 2008, 11:08:49 PM
Sry, i clicked the wrong tab

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=alucard07:iconalucard07: Mar 25, 2008, 11:08:14 PM
Thank you for the :fav: ! ! !

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~EternalJadeFlame:iconEternalJadeFlame: Mar 23, 2008, 2:41:29 AM
Not even the lolis can make me spend that amount of time on anything. I prefer my humans legal and well done thanks.
=weareminion:iconweareminion: Mar 19, 2008, 5:39:47 AM
I hope to see you around. We are always looking for people who aren't afraid to express their thoughts.

:hug:

~Until then

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*Kasenji:iconKasenji: Mar 18, 2008, 11:02:29 PM
but just think of the lolis!

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~EternalJadeFlame:iconEternalJadeFlame: Mar 15, 2008, 11:45:13 PM
I haven't got the time, patience, or attention span for anything over 9000.
*Kasenji:iconKasenji: Mar 15, 2008, 3:06:45 PM
lol, just spend over 9000 hours in MS paint

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Ex-Stenographer of DAPF.
I was not driven out for being a Communist. That is a false accusation caused by rumors and conspiracy. :evileye:
~EternalJadeFlame:iconEternalJadeFlame: Mar 14, 2008, 11:24:17 PM
Ridiculously late reply, but if you want to be lazy, make me an icon. all the pictures I have are too big.
~NekoThePoet:iconNekoThePoet: Mar 11, 2008, 4:52:30 PM
hey, you.

you've been avoiding me. not cool. stop with the avoidance!!! *shakes fist at you* lol. j/k. i miss you. hit me up.

~~~The Poet

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=sarjan:iconsarjan: Mar 11, 2008, 1:25:45 AM
hello:)

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*SwordOfScotland:iconSwordOfScotland: Mar 4, 2008, 9:27:02 PM Mood: Joy
Welcome to DeviantART.

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*Kasenji:iconKasenji: Mar 4, 2008, 8:54:22 PM
You need an avatar so I can tell who you are without looking at your name. :shakefist:laziness ftw

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Ex-Stenographer of DAPF.
I was not driven out for being a Communist. That is a false accusation caused by rumors and conspiracy. :evileye: